The holidays are just around the corner and with 2016 being the year it's been, it’s safe to assume that we could all use a fair amount of non-denominational cheer this season. Since everyone knows that true happiness predominately stems from possession of material items, Feature.fm has put together the ultimate holiday gift list for every music lover in your life. We’ve got the vinyl junkie covered (though you may want to think twice if they’re 30+ years of age), the starving indie artist, and of course, the Radiohead super fan. Don’t forget to treat yourself this season as well - nothing says “you’re worth it” quite like a $2,000 levitating, magnetic turntable (it’s the first of it’s kind though!) and an accompanying rare vinyl. And to all of our ballers on a budget reading this - fear not. We’ve categorized our suggestions into two tiers: cheap, and bougie (AF). Time to put that final month of Amazon prime to work.
The Ear-Care Aficionado
Cheap - DUBS Acoustic Filters ($24.99 at Brookstone)
These are far superior to a pair of foam plugs, and they come with a fun(ctional) carrying case.
Bougie - ACS Custom Pro17 ($185 at ACS online)
These bad boys are custom molded to your ears and expertly crafted by the same people who provide ear care for John Mayer, Alicia Keys, and Steve Aoki to name a few. Definitely geared towards the avid concert attendee.
The Vinyl Junkie
Cheap - Audio Technica AT-LP60 ($89 at Amazon)
This is a standard model with two speed function, speakers are not included.
Bougie (AF) - Clear Audio Concept ($1,600 at Clear Audio)
An elegantly styled turntable package featuring a level of groundbreaking technology that combines plug-and-play simplicity with outstanding sound quality and affordability. Yes please.
The Digital Music Rejector (aka The Physical Music Lover)
Cheap - Childish Gambino “Awaken, My Love!” CD ($10.29 at Walmart)
This album is some of his finest work to date. Keep an eye out for his VR Vinyl package too, to be released soon.
Bougie(r) - Radiohead “A Moon Shaped Pool” Special Edition Bundle ($86.50 at W.A.S.T.E.)
This is by far one of the most badass gifts on this list. 30+ color page book, double vinyl, double CD, and ORIGINAL TAPE FROM PAST RECORDING SESSIONS. Watch the video here.
Bougie(st) - Rihanna Vinyl Box Set ($299.98 at Discover Music US)
Everyone loves (slash wants to be) Bad Gal Riri. Now enjoy her even more with her first ever, complete vinyl box set.
The Live Music Addict
Cheap - Bonobo at Terminal 5 April 28th, 2017 ($30 at AXS)
This man always puts on an incredible show, and brings along a solid band of at least 10+ people to boot. This tour is in support of his new album "Migration", due out next year.
Cheap(er) - Phish at MSG December 28-31st, 2016 ($75 at Ticketmaster)
No need to run around with a finger up yelling "Who's got my extra?!" when you and your boo already have Page side Rage side seats secured for YEMSG!
Bougie - Lady Gaga "Joanne" Tour, Not Yet Announced
This tour has not been announced yet, this is purely based upon speculation. But be sure to expect two to three dollar signs, and be prepared to pay with limbs and kidneys.
Cheap - Deezer Subscription ($9.99 a month at Deezer)
Access to a catalogue of over 40 million songs on a beautiful and easy to use interface? Sign us up.
Cheap(er) - Women In Music Annual Membership ($50 at Women in Music)
This one's for both men and women, don't be fooled! The membership gives you exclusive access to WIM events, seminars, concerts, and more.
Bougie(r) - Vinyl Me, Please 3 Month Subscription ($100 at Vinyl Me, Please)
Receive one exclusively pressed vinyl, an accompanying art print, and cocktail pairing recipe, plus access to members-only VMP events each month with this subscription.
The Subtitle Refuser (aka The Volume Blaster aka the Audiophile 1)
Cheap - Cambridge Soundworks Oontz Portable Wireless Bluetooth Speaker ($27.99 at Amazon)
It's waterproof. It's portable. It's Bluetooth. Go try something crazy with it and see what happens.
Bougie (AF) - Magneplanar 1.7 Speaker ($2,100 at Magnepan)
Invite your friends over to listen and analyze the many textures found on Aphex Twin's "Cheetah", or privately listen to The Weeknd's questionably / incredibly guilty pleasured "Rockin' single. Either choice is sure to impress (and in the literal sense, blow you away).
The Audiophile 2 (aka The Don’t Talk To Me, My Headphones Are In)
Cheap - 1MORE Dual Driver In-Ear Headphones ($54.99 at Amazon)
A solid choice for workout headphones and daily commuting. Stylish design and a volume control on the chord to boot.
Bougie (AF) - Master & Dynamic MW60 Wireless Over Ear Headphones ($549 at Amazon)
Swag will literally drip off of your ears onto your shoulders and down your back with these wireless wonders. The sound is pretty legit as well.
Cheap - “The Key” DJ Khaled ($10.80 at Amazon)
Major key alert. All you need to know to succeed in life lies within this magical masterpiece.
Cheap - “I Am Brian Wilson” Brian Wilson ($17.85 at Amazon)
A truly inspiring story about the founder of the Beach Boys and the many obstacles he has both faced and overcome over the span of his musical career.
The Festival Goer
Cheap(er) - Hangout Music Fest Weekend Pass ($269 at Hangout)
Grab your bathing suit and that's literally it as you get ready to party on the beach at this oceanfront festival.
Bougie (AF) - Bonnaroo Weekend Platinum Pass (Pair) ($5,000 at Super.fly)
Bonnaroo is the greatest festival in the world. It's a known, non-debatable, unbiased fact. And when you attend as an ultimate VIP guest, it becomes even more magical.
The Starving Artist
Cheap - Feature.fm site credit ($10 at Feature.fm)
Yes, experimental electronic - Middle-Eastern / Latin infused - trip-hop /reggae is a real genre. Help your friend promote their music directly to fans of this genre through our targeted, native advertising platform that lives directly within streaming services.
Bougie - Feature.fm site credit ($500 at Feature.fm)
Gotcha, didn't we. The best part about this gift is you choose the amount! We humbly suggest going bougie for this one.